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[kalichnikov]

What city do you live in?

Tokyo, Japan

Delhi, India

Shanghai, China

São Paulo, Brazil

Mexico City, Mexico

Cairo, Egypt

Mumbai, India

Beijing, China

Dhaka, Bangladesh

some other city which is not among the 9 most populous cities in the world*

*as listed by the UN. post in the tags if you're not from one of these cities!

[greater-than-the-sword]

I feel that this is an important case study in Tumblr demographics and what the polls are actually reflecting

[alonewildbird]

actually based on my math this is currently pretty representative! 2.7% of respondents live in the most populous cities, which would be 216 million people (of 8 billion), and the total population of those 9 cities is just over 214 million!

[vibe time bitch]

[taurimerope]

I see a lot of Darth Vader plush, but what about a clone trooper plush like Rex or Cody or the Domino Twins

[vibe time bitch]

[taurimerope]

I see a lot of Darth Vader plush, but what about a clone trooper plush like Rex or Cody or the Domino Twins

[vibe time bitch]

[pangur-and-grim]

twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?

[funyarinpaa]

might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675187969420828672?t=Vz-o-KCqBCFe4Yn5InM-YQ&s=19

[pangur-and-grim]

OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.

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[cisthoughtcrime]

[fierceawakening]

I love all of these people.

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[sunlitmcgee]

[vibe time bitch]

[shegoesbyjoy]

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this but with kim and communist harry

[vibe time bitch]

[biologizeable]

I can relate to this on every level

[ceekari]

“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”

Originally posted by mazurga

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[lets-steal-an-archive]

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[hatingongodot]

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

[hatingongodot]

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild

[hatingongodot]

"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"

[teaboot]

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Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

[dzamie]

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link